Not sure what the appeal is here. Ouch.
Word on the street is that a man in the UK got his penis stuck in a steel pipe the other day. No one really knows exactly how since the man declined to tell anyone how it happened. Though logically I think it is hard to believe that this was an accident, so who would really admit all the details?
Here's the kicker to the whole thing. It took firefighters seven hours to actually get the penis out of the pipe. Apparently it had become too aroused from lack of blood flow. Sounds like a pretty tricky situation to me. The penis ended up with a few bumps and bruises but is otherwise fine. At least the story has a happy ending, right?